Saturday, June 26, 2010

POEMS: Haiku (Miscellaneous, unpublished, humorous)

                                                                MAKES ME HUNGRY

                                                                  Dozing on driveways,
                                                           two kinds of cats: teakettles
                                                                   and cinnamon rolls.



                                                                         KITTEN

                                                                   Kitten, imprinted
                                                            on his beard, nestles in her
                                                                  surrogate mother.




                                                                CHANNEL ROAD INN

                                                                  In the Victorian parlor
                                                                      we watch USC
                                                                 pluck the Oregon Ducks.



                                                                     MISREADING
                                                               
                                                                  Headline misreading:
                                                           "Famous rock star greeted by
                                                                     wild ovulation!"


                                                                           
                                                              REQUIESCAT IN PACE
                                         
                                                                   Reclining husband,
                                                           eyes closed, clutching like lilies
                                                                  the channel changer

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