ALPHABETABOBICAL LAND: The X Beast

     The X Beast - The X Beast is shaped like his name, with hands, feet, eyes, nose, and mouth. The nose is exactly in the centre, where the lines cross. The eyes are strung on like beads so that if he stood on his hands, his eyes would rattle down as far as they could go. His mouth is made so if he smiles, his legs and arms are farther apart, and if he puckers, they're very close together.
     One X Beast puckered and kept his legs and arms apart, so his mouth fell out and got lost. His arms and legs went right together and he fell down. It serves him right for puckering and when he found his mouth he was very happy and never puckered again. He had learned his lesson.